have you ever seen a man so beautiful you just started crying
cinematic excellence
Bards are too powerful. They can learn mass suggestion. All they have to do is yell “Everybody clap your hands!” and make up to 12 people do the Cha Cha slid for 24 hours
…. a level 20 bard can force you to do the Cha Cha Slide for a year and a day
Stephen Bannon arrives on Capitol Hill and please ignore the Hampsterdance Song remix our computers are putting that on everything right now and we are unable to stop it
reblog if you want Ana Amari to shoot you in the face, healing you instantly
tumblr trying to load picjures from my dashboard: zzzzhhhrrrssshzzzhrrdddddfffd *fffjxxzzzz*
tumblr loading unflagged porn from a tag i track that also has absolutely nothing to do with said tag: here you go chief!
imagine being such a limp-dicked weakling that you remove a female character’s belly fat, tattoo, dyed hair, skin tone, and half of her lips. and then you add a cross necklace for some goddamn reason.
female design: *has belly fat*
men: fucking tumblrina design. i can fix u babe
men: *draw her skinny*
design: *dyed hair & tattoos*
men: tsk tsk. oh no no, baby. here’s a cross necklace.
design: *has unique facial features*
men: how about bedroom eyes, a skinnier jaw, and pouty lips
This is why EXTREME games in the 2000s and comics in the 90s sucked mad dick but I guess men just don’t learn
Y’all are weak as hell
And lmao her nipples on the right are in the wrong place
